Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he’s not busy monkey-clicking out words, he can typically be found either playing Dungeons & Dragons, losing at video games, or jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them.

Defilers Beware!

A lover of laughter and aficionado of the absurd, Margaret Lashley’s writing celebrates the humor and absurdity inherent in everyday life. As a native-born resident of Florida, she was weaned on weird, and never runs short of material for her off-the-wall mysteries set in the Sunshine State.